NEW ADDITIONS!
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Diet Pepsi, 1984
Not popular with the ladies? Too shy? Too much acne? Don't want to share your herpes story with her? Have no fear, Diet Pepsi is here! She'll drop to her knees for you if you drink this stuff! You don't even need to break out your Al Green albums! (Posted 6/28/08)
Reynolds Wrap, 1983
It's not easy to sell tin foil or plastic wrap as something more useful than what they should be used for. But Reynolds tries to stretch the concept of plastic wrap by claiming you should protect your investment of food. Enjoy a batty lady panicking at the checkout line. Reynolds to the rescue! (Posted 6/21/08)
Magnogrip, 2007
Father's Day is here, so by-pass the tie and buy him something REALLY useless! Magnogrips allow dad to hang hammers off of his wrists, but he won't get any house work done! He'll love it! (Posted 6/14/08)
Hyundai, 1993
When you have an unpopular, unreliable car to sell, who do you have as your spokesperson? Charles Barkley! See "Sir" Charles try to sell you a car he would never ever EVER be caught dead in! (Posted 6/14/08)
RCA Televisions, 1975
If you had a mundane TV repair man or a hideously dressed camera man tell you you should spend hundreds of dollars on a new TV set just because they told you so, wouldn't you? If so, you're a sucker! And you'd love these pathetic testimonials selling RCA color TVs in New England. (Posted 5/31/08)
