A Cleveland classic, just like the Indians not winning a World Series! That's the approximate age of C. Miller, an old man on top of the world until he fall into dreary Cleveland. What did he do to deserve that? Check out the Herb Tarlek suit on this guy! (Posted 7/10/08)
He's no ordinary dinosaur... he rolls! He shoots marbles! He bumps into mountains and navigates his Cadillac-like body with his tongue! He's King Zor! Batteries and common sense not included! (Posted 7/8/08)
Diet Pepsi, 1984
Not popular with the ladies? Too shy? Too much acne? Don't want to share your herpes story with her? Have no fear, Diet Pepsi is here! She'll drop to her knees for you if you drink this stuff! You don't even need to break out your Al Green albums! (Posted 6/28/08)
Reynolds Wrap, 1983
It's not easy to sell tin foil or plastic wrap as something more useful than what they should be used for. But Reynolds tries to stretch the concept of plastic wrap by claiming you should protect your investment of food. Enjoy a batty lady panicking at the checkout line. Reynolds to the rescue! (Posted 6/21/08)
Magnogrip, 2007
Father's Day is here, so by-pass the tie and buy him something REALLY useless! Magnogrips allow dad to hang hammers off of his wrists, but he won't get any house work done! He'll love it! (Posted 6/14/08)
